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Go along With Screaming

Crying

Crying is something I have done since I was a very young child, if you need someone to cry and bawl because they saw an image of a cute dog then here I am!

Breaking Down

I am an expert in breaking down over the smallest of issues, if you need someone to curl up and sob into their shirts over missing the bin when throwing in rubbish then I’m your man!

Giving Up

Every since I was young I could achieve a lot with minimal effort. This has caused me to give up whenever I encounter the smallest amount of resistance. I will give up and there is nothing you can do to prevent it.