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About Me
Life is pain and it must end
The button below will end all life on earth, ending all suffering and pain and resetting the world to a neutral state
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Breaking down
I am an expert in breaking down over the smallest of issues, if you need someone to curl up and sob into their shirts over missing the bin when throwing in paper, then I’m your man.
Crying
Crying is something I have done since I was a very young child, if you need someone to cry and bawl because they saw an image of a cute dog then here I am!
Giving up
Every since I was young I could achieve a lot with minimal effort. This has caused me to give up whenever I encounter the smallest amount of resistance. I will give up and there is nothing you can do to prevent it.
